Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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