We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
