Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
this boner is exhausting
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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