So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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