5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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