You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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