Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
So much Jack, so little girl.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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