Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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