Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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