On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
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i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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