So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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