My first STD was from a foam party
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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