Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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