He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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