I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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