i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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