Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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