is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Porn is love you can see.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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