Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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