it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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