Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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