Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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