I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
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A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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