The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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