if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Let the clothes fall where they may.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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