Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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