You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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