Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I smell stomach acid.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Randomize
