i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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