come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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