They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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