So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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