i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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