Cold hands, warm shart.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
