We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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