oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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