brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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