girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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