Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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