The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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