There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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