she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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