I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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