Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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