she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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