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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.

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• (619): View more from California

  Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...

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• (310): View more from California

  How was the party last night?

  (314): View more from Missouri

  There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"

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  Too much penis in there.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...

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  Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest

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  We've made things harder for ourselves

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  The struggle will be part of the fun

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.

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