Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I don't think brook has ever known best
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.