Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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