Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(732): View more from New Jersey

really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.

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(816): View more from Missouri

They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze

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(307): View more from Wyoming

So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"

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(712): View more from Iowa

Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.

(714): View more from California

Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."

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(803): View more from South Carolina

He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.

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(954): View more from Florida

I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time

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