hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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