what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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