If i come over, it means nothing
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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