Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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