If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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