In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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