I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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